deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

(via humorking)


javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

(via humorking)


isaadlahey:

Preach True Blood, preach!

(via trueblooddiaries)


Me: Heyyyy baby *hugs cat*
Cat: *paws me*
Cat: *bites me*
Cat: *kicks me*
Cat: *scratches me*
Cat: *runs away immediately*
Me:
Me: *looks down the bleeding hands*
Me: Cats are
Me: the best

alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

(via humorking)


coltre:

" I think I might always be in some kind of love with you. "

coltre:

" I think I might always be in some kind of love with you. "

(via werner-norton)


madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via thefictionwe-live)


koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

(via humorking)




chocolatable:

do you ever listen to a song and think “i’d have sex to this song”

(via thefictionwe-live)


illumahottie:

Get the FUCK OUT

illumahottie:

Get the FUCK OUT

(via werner-norton)


mikefuentes5150:

swag-canada:

eggplont:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOR

PUNS

i red it on the internet

it fucking blue me away

Yellow

(via werner-norton)


tousledbirdmadgrrrl:


Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail


"may all your wounds be mortal"

tousledbirdmadgrrrl:

Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail

"may all your wounds be mortal"


mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

(via humorking)