thotofficial:

what the hell

(via whyant)


Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/


whyant:

our love is epic. spanning centuries and continents. lives ruined, blood shed. 



joshpeck:

this is art

I will reblog every iteration of this

(via heyfunniest)


Experimental Ebola vaccine to be tested on humans

guardian:

An experimental Ebola vaccine by GlaxoSmithKline could be tested on patients in the US as soon as next week. 

Researchers are looking to establish whether the drug for humans works in a similar way to how it works in animals.

Correction, 28 Aug: We initially said an “Experimental Ebola” was to be tested on humans, instead of an “experimental Ebola vaccine”. 

Reblogging because the correction is HILARIOUS


Pretty sure I just found my new catchphrase

Pretty sure I just found my new catchphrase

(via tastefullyoffensive)


burningbrighterstill:

on the way home after concerts with your friend like 

image

(via whyant)



harrypotterconfessions:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

SURPRISE ITS ABOUT SNAPE.

A+ TWIST, WAS NOT EXPECTING



carrotwithasweettooth:

roomsofthehovse:


uuuuh-idk:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it


Seriously click on it!!

carrotwithasweettooth:

roomsofthehovse:

uuuuh-idk:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

Seriously click on it!!

(via werner-norton)


peachified:

when you tell a funny joke and no one laughs: 

image

(via distraction)


unimpressedcats:


actual photo of me in the future

actual photo of me now

unimpressedcats:

actual photo of me in the future

actual photo of me now