Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

(via thefuuuucomics)


mitchdahbitch:

occupation: ugly friend

(via officialfrenchtoast)


jphani:

do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy

(via fuckyeahloldemort)



worldofthecutestcuties:

Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.

(via officialfrenchtoast)


fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

communitytv:

"October 19th isn’t just a date, it’s a state of mind." 

communitytv:

"October 19th isn’t just a date, it’s a state of mind." 


damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

(via unimpressedcats)


monicalewinsky1996:

brooklynboobala:

monicalewinsky1996:

Just me and some pals flaunting our perfect bods

I love that this has almost 12k notes and I really hope that the majority of commentary has been positive because it is a fucking awesome image.

its a surprising number of young gay men captioning it “me”

monicalewinsky1996:

brooklynboobala:

monicalewinsky1996:

Just me and some pals flaunting our perfect bods

I love that this has almost 12k notes and I really hope that the majority of commentary has been positive because it is a fucking awesome image.

its a surprising number of young gay men captioning it “me”

(via thefuuuucomics)


boyswithbeardswithcats:

Big tough guys with beards and cats and big ol’ hearts


(via heyfunniest)



meekasa:

Do you just ever love a person so much

But not in a sexual/romantic way

You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship

It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate

You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things

You just want to keep them close to you and protect them and be their friend for life

(via whyant)


Me: *minding my own business*
Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!
Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

rememberingsuunday:

basingtei:

rememberingsuunday:

BEING A WRITER IS A GIFT AND A CURSE

BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL THESE IDEAS AND NO MOTIVATION OR ALL THIS MOTIVATION AND NO IDEAS

NO BUT WHEN YOU DO HAVE THE MOTIVATION AND IDEAS BUT YOU CAN’T DO THE THING WHERE IT SOUNDS NICE ON PAPER

(via epic-humor)